Jimmy’s Table PodcastCuriously evangelical. Politically homeless. A dreamer of small things. On this podcast, I am having conversations about the intersection of faith, life, and culture.

The Babylon Bee Published Another Headline I Pitched Them… Again


Walmart recently announced that they would require masks to be worn in all Walmart and Sam’s Club stores nationwide. Inspired by the irony that a store that barely requires you to wear pants and a shirt is now going to require folks to wear masks… I couldn’t help but pitch a headline idea over to the folks at the Babylon Bee. And, they liked it enough to publish my headline idea, for the second time this year!

I thought some of you who follow my podcast might be interested in this. So, here’s a link to the story they published that I inspired. Check it out!

“Walmart Now Requires All Shoppers To Wear Pants”

And for those of you who are interested, here is the prior headline I pitched to the Babylon Bee. That one was about something Bernie Sanders said.

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